CREEPY DOPPELGANGER

The actor pictured below, Vincenzo Amato playing Masetto of Lamporecchio in Pasolini's Decameron, IS NOT ME BUT LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE ME.

Right, a miracle indeed-- Apparently Vincenzo Amato is my long lost seventies Italian evil twin (perhaps explaining my love for seventies Italian prog??). Vincenzo is playing a boy who pretends to be deaf and dumb to get hired as gardener for a nunnery, where he proceeds to sleep with all the nuns who then believe their sexual favors to have produced a miracle when he begins to speak.

My ears are a bit flatter but still large like Vincenzo's above. Same bushy eyebrows, same coarse black-brown hair with same little semi-curliness and same choppy cut. Similar jawline, although my chin is a bit smaller and my jowls a bit slimmer. Similarly crooked teeth. Similar eyes (although his look a bit wonky). Similarly tall:

Once again, THE PICTURE ABOVE IS NOT OF ME. Soooo creepy--

bummed, however, to find out that doppelgangers are omens of death or misfortune. Good thing I'm not superstitious.